TRAIN HARDER
A rap song about men competing in women's sports. Watch the video. Buy The Problematic EP.
WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY
Francis Aaron
PRODUCED, MIXED, MASTERED BY
Left Axis
1.
Do you dream of being an Olympian athlete?
Do you crave to compete with the trailblazers of Greek Myth?
Are you a male that's chasing eliteness?
Well, there’s a great new way to achieve this!
It allows you to skip lifelong training
And guarantees that you'll be rewarded:
Just pick a sport, take a year off to ‘transition’
Come back, and then enter the women’s category – sorted!
All you gotta do is suppress your testosterone
And you’ll be ready to triumph and make money!
To demonstrate the success rate
I’ve collected several inspiring case studies:
Take CeCe Telfer: ranked 390th in the men’s hurdles...
The competition was too challenging
Took a year off to transition
Came back and became women’s Division 2 champion
Hailey Davidson wasn’t having much success in men’s golf
And it was soul-torturing
Took a year off to transition
Came back and won a women’s golf tournament, incredible
Veronica Ivy took up cycling
But was bang average in comparison to ‘her’ rivals
Took a year off to transition
came back and won two women’s world titles
Mary Gregory took up powerlifting
But competing with blokes was like trying to flog a dead horse
Took a year off to transition
Came back and broke four women’s world records
Valentina Petrillo’s career was on death’s door
At age 44 that was cataclysmic
Grabbed a handbag and lipstick, transitioned
Came back and won gold at the women’s paralympics
Weightlifter Laurel Hubbard wasn’t winning against
Those formidable men equipped with additional strength
Took a year off to transition
Came back and qualified for 11 women’s events
Won two gold medals at the 2019 Pacific Games
The whole world’s jaws dropped for it
He forfeited at the women’s Olympics
Which was a shame because he’d worked his balls off for it
But if anybody dared to air their despair
and have his inclusion declared unfair
We’d have an army of sixth-wits on Twitter, like:
“Laurel qualified fair and square”
And luckily the complaints women make to oppose it
Can be painted as wayward and spasmodic
Framed as nakedly based on a bad motive
Flavoured with hatred and labelled as “transphobic”
If you’re a mediocre male athlete
Who wants a medal then stick to the plan:
Follow my advice and you could win awards as a ‘woman’
that you’d never win as a man
CHORUS
The transitioners win and the women just sit cringing
Bigots just seek to make drama
If transwomen are winning then women should quit whinging
Women just need to train harder
Train harder
Women just need to train harder
Women need to
Train harder!
2.
Welcome to the new age of Women’s Sports
where the winners are injected full of chemicals
So what if these women happen to have penises?
Who plays tennis with their genitals?
Incredible – everybody knows
you play sports with your gender identity, bitch listen
Chicks with a dick will be winning a big ribbon
“Transwomen pose zero risk to cis women”
MMA fighter Fallon Fox had his fists swinging
A wolf wrapped in a ton of wool
Took a year off, came back
No punches pulled, and fractured a woman’s skull
Got mad at Joe Rogan for noting he’s a bloke, no joking
Hid behind a load of woke slogans
Then got on Twitter, acting the big ‘un
Laughing and grinning about how he likes battering women
Alana McLaughlin wasn’t having a laugh
Ex-military, just couldn’t make do
Took a year off, came back with fake boobs
And had a breakthrough in his women’s MMA debut
Terry Miller took a year off to transition
Won the girls’ 55 metre dash with a brave face
Andraya Yearwood also underwent a transition
Came back and claimed second place in the same race
Lia Thomas wasn’t making many waves in men’s swimming
He had to get a little bit creative
Took a year off to transition
Came back, came first in a ton of women’s races
Went from a workaday entrant
to winning the women’s freestyle by 38 seconds
And what’s more innovative
He even got a fawning interview courtesy of Sports Illustrated
‘She’s the nation’s most powerful female collegiate swimmer’
What a cheeky scam
The most powerful ‘female’ collegiate swimmer
just so happens to be a man
And so what if some girls are being excluded from their own category
That’s just unavoidable
Luckily for us, if the girls speak out
they’ll be stripped of sponsorship and made unemployable
3.
Transwomen just want to play sports
But now all these TERFs are bitching about biology
They want to make sex checks mandatory
And force people to compete in the correct sex category
These bigots are saying transwomen are a bunch of delusional blokes
and their inclusion’s a joke
I mean, it’s not as if they’ve undergone 7 to 10 years
of testosterone-fuelled pubertal growth
It’s not as if official sports federations
are engaged in a naked betrayal
That if trans inclusion were to be based on DNA, they’d blatantly fail
because every cell in their bodies would say that they’re male
It’s not as if males run 10% faster than females
and quacks have been peddling lies
It’s not as if in weightlifting, there’s a 25% gap
Even after correcting for size
It’s not as if testosterone suppression reduces this only by a fifth
Is this hard to grasp?
It’s not as if on average a woman’s body fat is 16% of her mass
And a man’s is half of that
I mean, the male body’s just a blank slate
to be changed, rearranged, refashioned, and made ‘lady-like’
It’s not as if men are 30% stronger than women
Even when they’re the exact same weight and height
It’s not as if men have 50% more muscle mass in the legs
75% more in the arms
It’s not as if the average male has 2.6 times more punch power force
stored in his palms
It’s not as if trans activists are out to disguise
power and size and shroud it with lies
It’s not as if every year, in nearly every event
men break women’s world records thousands of times
It’s not as if there are 9000 males between
Usain Bolt and FloJo
It’s not as if only one of these men running with the girls
could become the fastest ‘woman’ in the world
It’s not as if you could log on – to BoysVsWomen.com
To regain poise
And see that the fastest women on earth
aren’t as fast as the fastest teenage boys
There’re no women nicking men’s trophies
I wonder why? We ought to note that this is known:
Men have greater upper body strength
are taller, heavier, have broader shoulders and thicker bones
A wider wing and handspan, much bigger dimensions
Thicker ligaments and tendons with stiffer connections
A narrower pelvis, more thrust from the hip
Longer limbs and a much stronger grip
Higher basal metabolic rates
Faster mental rotation and faster reaction times
A faster audiovisual response
More detection of movement, even after he’s past his prime
More accurate throwing, more muscle density
More expansive size to make opponents cower
More myonuclei, more muscle memory
More fast-twitch fibres, more explosive power
You could drug them and castrate them, though
They’d still have lower body fat, a higher muscle to fat ratio
More potential energy to be summoned rapidly
Larger hearts and a larger lung capacity
Higher systolic blood pressure, easier heat dissipation
Let me end it right here…
A greater resistance to dehydration –
Yeah, yeah, yeah – you get the idea
Transition to femme, a trans mission was sent
A man driven by ambition has risen again!
It’s not as if by every physiological metric you could use to measure it
that transwomen are men
Rage all in CAPS whilst they hoard the plaques
From skateboarding ramps to baseball and track
There are no advantages!
Cross-sex hormones have magically changed all of that!
Transwomen adhere to an impressive regimen
where they inject progestogen and synthetic estrogen
Bitch, check the evidence!
Yeah, they’ve got trimmed legs, big breasts, a pink dress and everything
Transwomen are incredibly feminine
Never forget they face systemic negligence
The most ‘marginalised’ minority on earth
need your endorsement
Women: quit your raucous squawking and your awful bawling
Or you’ll be caught and cautioned by law enforcement
If you’re wrought with torment and your thoughts are morbid
Because you walked the gauntlet but your awards were hoarded
If your sports is swarmed and its norms are thwarted
Warped and broadened by brawny sportsmen
You’ll just have to all endure it!
Because pandering to the trans cult is more important
Superb!!
Just all the facts and all factual.
Bravo!
You have definitely inspired me to "rock out with my cock out" on the subject of trans ideology.
(CJ Hopkins used those words to describe my writing style, which I took as a compliment.)
Here's proof:
https://nevermoremedia.substack.com/p/why-do-woke-zealots-think-strip-shows
(The comment section gets pretty juicy.)